(Source: maxemaze)
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- Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
- Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to—
- Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
- Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy'? Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
- Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
- Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of—and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just—
- Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
- Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible—
- Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
- Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
- Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
- Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
- Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
- Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
- Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
- Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
There are some things I did to see if I could do them.
Last upload today I swear.
Buff Collection.
The Bran Collection
I like going though stranger’s facebook albums and animating their photos.
Prom season is a really good time for this hobby, because of all the people standing in the same place but moving really slightly.
I know this is creepy.
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Members of Avengers Academy: Giant-Man // Hank Pym
The Avengers have saved the world countless times. But they’ve also saved me. Have I faced hard times as a result of being an Avenger? Definitely. But I’ve also experienced some of the greatest moments of my life. Seen and done things no other scientist can even imagine. I’ve had the privilege of fighting beside some of the greatest heroes—and best friends— the world’s ever seen. And I’ve found happiness. More than I probably deserve. If I’d never become an Avenger, I might have lived in a quiet, contented productive life as a researcher. But it’s just as likely I’d have struggled with the same demons— depression, mental illness, suicidal thoughts— and never made it out the other side. And I wouldn’t have had the great honor of teaching you.
